Bombardiro Crocodilo

It's a crocodile head bolted onto a military bomber plane, narrated in absurd Italian-accented AI voiceover with a fake-epic backstory. The lore claims it's a flying reptile that drops bombs and, depending on which video you saw, is either a villain or a misunderstood war criminal. There's no joke to "get." The format is just deranged AI slop characters given grand mythologies, and you'd share it because it sounds like nonsense your brain leaked.

This was one of the marquee characters of Italian Brainrot, the genre that took over kids' algorithms in spring 2025. Each character got a name that's basically Italian word-salad, its own song, and an ever-expanding fan wiki where people argued about canon for creatures that did not exist a month earlier. Bombardiro was top-tier — one of the handful everyone could name alongside the shark in Nikes.

The whole genre burned exactly as fast as you'd expect something this disposable to burn. It saturated, got a wave of think-pieces about AI ruining children, and the kids moved on. Bombardiro Crocodilo isn't gone, but it's firmly in the "remember a couple months ago when this was everywhere" phase. Brainrot eats its own.